How to take major decisions

Wife : You are extremely impolite. All the time I was talking, you were continuously yawning… Husband : I was not yawning, I was trying to say something!

Marriage Age 18. Drinking Age 25. Can someone ask the damn politicians how to survive the first 7 years of Marriage?

Husbands are the best persons to share your secrets with. They won’t tell anyone because they probably never listen to you in the first place.

Only a divorce teaches us that poker isn’t the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a big financial loss!

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.