How to take major decisions of life? First think from your heart, Then think with your mind, And then do as your wife says!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage A man who surrendersA man who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he’s NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
Marriage I was married for a short timeI was married for a short time… just long enough to realize that all those comedians weren’t joking!
Marriage A man likes his wife to beA man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
Marriage A man is the head of theA man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.
Marriage Every time I talk to my wifeEvery time I talk to my wife, my mind reminds me that… this conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes!
Marriage Before we got marriedWife: Honey, before we got married, you used to give me gifts and expensive jewelry. Husband: Yes… so? Wife: How come you don’t do it anymore? Husband: Have you ever seen a fisherman give worms to the fish after catching it!
