Wives are like electricity, If handled with care they will light up your life, but if mishandled will give you shocks throughout your life!
How Dogs and Women are alike? Neither believe that silence is golden, neither can balance a checkbook, and Both put too much value on kissing
Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Husband: I won’t have to pay you, you’ll get my entire insurance amount.
Intelligent man + intelligent girl = Friendship. Duffer man + intelligent girl = Love. Intelligent man + duffer girl = Dates. Duffer man + duffer girl = Love marriage
Courtship is like looking at the beautiful photos in a seed catalogue. Marriage is what actually comes up in your garden!
Wife to her hubby, Whenever I dream, I see your face. Husband : No wonder, I always wake up screaming!
It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!