Wives are like electricity, If handled with care they will light up your life, but if mishandled will give you shocks throughout your life!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Why doesn’t law permit a manQ: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
Marriage Why in wedding CeremonyWife: Why in wedding Ceremony girl sits on left and boy on right? Husband: Because according to profit and loss accout all incomes are on right side and expenses on left side.
Marriage My Marriage is made ofMy Marriage is made of Trust and Understanding. . .. … She doesn’t Trust me and I don’t Understand her!
Marriage MARRIAGE is just a fancy wordMARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can’t be handled by her parents anymore.
Marriage Marriage makes a man dizzyThey say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it’s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
Marriage When you touch to feelWhen you touch to feel, it’s desire, When you don’t touch and still feel, it’s love, When you touch and still don’t feel, .. .. .. It’s your wife!