Women marry men hoping

Husband standing on the scale, holding his stomach in. Wife: I do not think that is going to help. Husband: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children – they leave skid marks.

The difference between a husband and childbirth is that one can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable, while the other is just having a baby!

Adam and Eve’s wedding. Adam: I hereby take Eve to be my LAWFUL wedded wife. EVE didn’t hear the ‘L’. . .. … Thus, the misery began and has continued ever since.

In most cases, Marriage is the only Union that can’t be organized.Both sides think they’re……THE MANAGEMENT!

The human body has over a million nerves. And only the wife knows how to get on every single one of them!