Just because a person is silent

Friend: How’s your sex life? Man: As usual, Monday to Friday. Friend: What about the weekends? Man: Weekends? Oh! That time I’m at home, relaxing with my wife !

Research has revealed that you can actually fall in love with your own wife… . .. … If somebody else describes her to you.

Son: Mummy, do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time?’ Mummy: No sometimes they start with, ‘Darling, I have to work a little late at the office tonight!’

A man who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he’s NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

Every time I talk to my wife, my mind reminds me that… this conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes!

There was a lover who once said to his beloved that he would go through hell for her. And eventually married her, to prove it!