Married men are no more interested in Mid-Day meal (tiffins) sent by their wives. Now they prefer junk food!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage If you never want to see a man againIf you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children – they leave skid marks.
Marriage I tried Internet datingI tried Internet dating, but I quickly realized it wasn’t for me when they matched me up with my wife!
Marriage Angry wife from any directionWisdom of the day: Never approach a Bull from the front, A Donkey from behind, And an angry wife from any direction!
Marriage If you’d stayed singleSpouse: Someone who will stand by you through all the troubles that you would never have had if you’d stayed single!
Marriage Shall I put the kettle onIrritating Wife: Shall I put the kettle on? Indifferent Husband: OK, but it won’t go with that skirt!
Marriage If wife wants husband’s attentionWhat a contradiction? If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable, But if husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable and happy!
