Married men are no more

Wife: Why in wedding Ceremony girl sits on left and boy on right? Husband: Because according to profit and loss accout all incomes are on right side and expenses on left side.

Husband standing on the scale, holding his stomach in. Wife: I do not think that is going to help. Husband: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

Research has revealed that you can actually fall in love with your own wife… . .. … If somebody else describes her to you.

The human body has over a million nerves. And only the wife knows how to get on every single one of them!

Wife: You had lunch? Husband: You had lunch? Wife: I’m asking you. Husband: I’m asking you. Wife: Are you copying me? Husband: Are you copying me? Wife: I love you. Husband: I had lunch!

Husbands are the best persons to share your secrets with. They won’t tell anyone because they probably never listen to you in the first place.