A man’s dream

You cheat God thousands of times but God is so kind that he does not punish you each time. He just gets you married once.

Dear Ladies, If your man says he’ll fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it!

After 3 years of divorce a man gained 30 kgs of weight, his doctor advised him, . .. … …. to end the celebrations immediately!

Spouse: Someone who will stand by you through all the troubles that you would never have had if you’d stayed single!

The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, I’ve found a man just like father! Mother replied, So what do you want from me, sympathy?

Husband: When I’m gone you’ll never find another man like me. Wife replied: What makes you think I’d want another man like you!