A man’s dream

The person who invented marriage was creepy as Hell. Otherwise how can a person really think of such weird thing like, Hey! yo I love you so much. I’m gonna get the government involved so that you can’t leave me.

Whenever I disagree with my wife, which is seldom,she goes her way and I go . .. … Her way too!

Wife to husband: You don’t love me at all. Husband points towards their five children and says, ‘Do you think I have downloaded them from Google’?

They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it’s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.

Marriage is so hard that even Nelson Mandela got a divorce. He spent 27 years in South Africa prison getting tortured and beaten everyday of his life for 27 straight years. He got out of jail, spent 6 months with his wife, and said I cant take this shit!

MARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can’t be handled by her parents anymore.