A lawyer says that a dangerous year in married life is the first. Then follows the second, third, fourth, fifth and so on!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Wives like that are hard to getMan: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
Marriage If you never want to see a man againIf you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children – they leave skid marks.
Marriage Difference between Poetry andWhat’s the difference between Poetry and Essay? Any word uttered by a Girlfriend is Poetry while anything said by Wife is Essay.
Marriage A woman learning to drive to herA woman learning to drive to her husband, But I don’t know what to do! Husband: Just imagine that I’m driving!
Marriage A man is the head of theA man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.
Marriage We don’t have hot boyfriendsDear Weather, Please stop being so cold. We don’t have hot boyfriends, we already have cold husbands with hot temper. Sincerely, Wives
