Husband before leaving for office

Wife: Why in wedding Ceremony girl sits on left and boy on right? Husband: Because according to profit and loss accout all incomes are on right side and expenses on left side.

There was a lover who once said to his beloved that he would go through hell for her. And eventually married her, to prove it!

Never Argue with your wife when she’s angry, or when she’s tired, or relaxed, or happy or whatever. JUST NEVER.

Wives are never wrong… It’s just that sometimes they are rude, confused, senseless, emotionless, unchangeable, crazy, stupid, idiot and even mad. But never ever they’re wrong !

Marriage is so hard that even Nelson Mandela got a divorce. He spent 27 years in South Africa prison getting tortured and beaten everyday of his life for 27 straight years. He got out of jail, spent 6 months with his wife, and said I cant take this shit!

In most cases, Marriage is the only Union that can’t be organized.Both sides think they’re……THE MANAGEMENT!