Husband before leaving for office

Women marry men hoping they will change, Men marry women hoping they will not. Unfortunately, it happens in contrast and ultimately both of them get disappointed!

If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children – they leave skid marks.

Laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life, But laughing at your wife’s mistakes can shorten your life!

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam an apple – woman’s punishment has been to provide a man with food and also suffer the consequences!

Wife: Why in wedding Ceremony girl sits on left and boy on right? Husband: Because according to profit and loss accout all incomes are on right side and expenses on left side.

One day God erased a husband’s memory and asked, Do you remember anyone now? The husband told his wife’s name. God smiled and said, the virus has not gone even after formatting.