In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas a woman requires only 4% talent and the remaining is only 36-24-36Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Look at the worldlook at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts. Sweet like ME and nut like you.
Funny I have written a poem for youI’ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
Funny Beer contains female hormonesScientists discovered that beer contains female hormones. To prove this, they gave 3 men 12 pints. Suddenly they talked shit, gained weight and couldn’t drive.
Funny You’ll live to be 80Doctor: You are in good health. You’ll live to be 80. Patient: But doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor: See, what did I tell you.
Funny But i really love YouBoy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul, but i really love You! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Rahul.
Funny Love me and I will moveLove me, and I will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me, and I’ll drop those mountains on your head.
