Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. second Marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Let’s have some funWoman sitting on a park bench: Beggar: Hi Darling! Let’s have some fun! Woman (Angrily): How dare you? Beggar: Then what are you doing on my bed?
Funny Teacher pointed at PappuTeacher pointed at Pappu with her ruler and said: At the end of the ruler is an idiot. Pappu got punished after he asked, ‘which end?’.
Funny White paper on black moneyWhite paper on black money: Details are grey, May age with time to yellow, Opposition sees red, Taxpayers green with envy.
Funny There are four animal speciesThere are four animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed and of course a donkey to pay her bills!!
Funny Do I have to sit here and starveWaitress, shouted the impatient diner, Do I have to sit here and starve all night? Waiter: No Sir, we close at 9 o’clock.
Funny When your ex saysWhen your ex says, you’ll never find someone like me. Are you supposed to say, . .. … Thank God!
