Marriage is the triumph

The reason women love military men? It’s NOT the uniform. They can cook, clean, make beds and sew, but above all: they know how to follow orders.

A one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper: For Sale: Wedding suit, worn only once by mistake.

Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called? Pappu: I don’t know. Teacher: They are called Turks. Now What are the people of Germany called? Pappu: They are called Germs.

Who is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children? The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more

The reason women love military men? It’s NOT the uniform. They can cook, clean, make beds and sew, but above all: they know how to follow orders.

A one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper: For Sale: Wedding suit, worn only once by mistake.