Husband before leaving for office

Men want three qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home and devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home and economist in Bed.

The relationship between husband and wife is very psychological. One is psycho and the other is logical.

Wife to Husband: Did you have any girlfriend before marriage? The husband remains silent… Wife: What is the meaning of silence? Husband: Wait. Let me count!

Laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life, But laughing at your wife’s mistakes can shorten your life!

Men want three qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home and devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home and economist in Bed.

The relationship between husband and wife is very psychological. One is psycho and the other is logical.