Laughing at your own mistakes

A lot of men and women would rather stay single because they’re tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.

An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can’t afford another women.

Wives are never wrong… It’s just that sometimes they are rude, confused, senseless, emotionless, unchangeable, crazy, stupid, idiot and even mad. But never ever they’re wrong !

Only a divorce teaches us that poker isn’t the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a big financial loss!

After our last argument, my wife told me: I hope your next wife appreciates the improvements I’ve made in you!

It’s like a mini Heart Attack, when men can’t find their mobiles in their pockets and It’s almost like a Brain Hemorrhage, when they see it in their wife’s hand.