Laughing at your own mistakes

Whenever I disagree with my wife, which is seldom,she goes her way and I go . .. … Her way too!

An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can’t afford another women.

Chess is the only game which reflects the true status of a husband… The poor King can take only one step at a time, While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes!

Never criticize your husband’s faults. Remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife.

When you touch to feel, it’s desire, When you don’t touch and still feel, it’s love, When you touch and still don’t feel, .. .. .. It’s your wife!

Wife: I am not talking to you. Hubby: Okay! Wife: You don’t want to know the reason? Hubby: Nope, I trust your judgment!