While in bed after few years

Whenever I disagree with my wife, which is seldom,she goes her way and I go . .. … Her way too!

Intelligent man + intelligent girl = Friendship. Duffer man + intelligent girl = Love. Intelligent man + duffer girl = Dates. Duffer man + duffer girl = Love marriage

You cheat God thousands of times but God is so kind that he does not punish you each time. He just gets you married once.

Husband standing on the scale, holding his stomach in. Wife: I do not think that is going to help. Husband: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

All Husbands are like Bluetooth, Always connected when wife is around, But, The moment wife is away, They automatically start searching for the new Devices.

If you are single, remember good things come to people who wait. If you are settled, then settlement is what you get from a separation.