Examiner: Why did you write the formula in your hand? Student: Because my teacher said, ‘Formulas must be on your finger tips’.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny What’s the different betweenQ: What’s the different between mother and wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
Funny The sergeant-major yelledThe sergeant-major yelled, Private Philip, I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning! Philip replied, Thank you, sir.
Funny Teacher pointed at PappuTeacher pointed at Pappu with her ruler and said: At the end of the ruler is an idiot. Pappu got punished after he asked, ‘which end?’.
Funny A baby fish asked her motherA baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made for SELFISH.
Funny Advice to India’s YouthAdvice to India’s Youth: If you want to change the country, do it now. Once you get married, you won’t be able to change even the TV channel!
Funny A solicitor is reading out his client’sA solicitor is reading out his client’s will. And to my grasping nephew Smith: I always said I’d mention you in my will, so… Hi, Smith!
