Trust is the most important part

Woman sitting on a park bench: Beggar: Hi Darling! Let’s have some fun! Woman (Angrily): How dare you? Beggar: Then what are you doing on my bed?

Finally, it is a dream come true for all eligible girls, the dream man will come on a horse, thanks to the petrol prices!

The woman who invented the phrase, All guys are the same, must have been a Chinese who lost her husband at a crowded place in China.

Heart: I’m going on emotional strike. I’ll no longer produce any feelings without proper compensation.

When you smile the world smiles with you. When you are down people will rally behind you but when you fart you are alone because people’ll never stand by You!

At a party, someone yelled: All married guys please stand next to one person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was almost crushed to death.