Trust is the most important part of a relationship. You must be 100% sure that she won’t tell your wifeFunny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Statistics show that 25% of womenStatistics show that 25% of women in the world are on medication for mental illness… That’s bloody scary, it means 75% are moving around with no medication at all!
Funny I told him you expiredGrandpa to grandkid: Go hide, you bunked school today. Your teacher is here. Grandkid: You go and hide, I told him you expired.
Funny Getting married on a FridayDo you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?Of course, why would Friday be an exception?
Funny What is the height of flirtingWhat is the height of flirting? It’s When your love letter starts with: TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN
Funny I am an ‘Alcoholic’What? I am an ‘Alcoholic’. Sorry, the word ‘Alcoholic’ is not in my Vodkabulary, maybe I should go look it up on Whiskypedia!
Funny I said to a fat girl todayI said to a fat girl today, You are a big girl! She replied, Tell me something I don’t know. I said, Salad tastes good.
