You see I’m born genius

I’m astounded by people who want to know all about the universe when it’s hard enough to find one’s way around China Town.

Modern day break up: Girl: I wanna break up with you. Boy: Why?. Girl: because you didn’t comment on my picture.

The reason our knees get weak when we fall in love is because of the long walk it took to find the person.

A solicitor is reading out his client’s will. And to my grasping nephew Smith: I always said I’d mention you in my will, so… Hi, Smith!

A doctor implanted a new ear in a patient. Man: Wat you did 2 me, you gave me a woman’s ear. Doctor: It makes no difference, both are the same. Man: No, it does. Now I can hear everything but understand nothing.

Dear Internet Users, One day you will really regret not reading me. Sincerely, Terms and Conditions.