Once a man asked God, Why all girls are so sweet and all wives are horrible and bitter?
God answered, Because girls are made by me but wives are made by you!
Friend: How’s your sex life? Man: As usual, Monday to Friday. Friend: What about the weekends? Man: Weekends? Oh! That time I’m at home, relaxing with my wife !
Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste Good anytime. Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently. Husbands are like Dal RICE, eaten when there’s no choice
Friend: How’s your sex life? Man: As usual, Monday to Friday. Friend: What about the weekends? Man: Weekends? Oh! That time I’m at home, relaxing with my wife !
Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste Good anytime. Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently. Husbands are like Dal RICE, eaten when there’s no choice
