After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Woman’s punishmentEver since Eve started it all by offering Adam an apple – woman’s punishment has been to provide a man with food and also suffer the consequences!
Marriage A man is the head of theA man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.
Marriage Marriage is like a public toiletMarriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
Marriage All Husbands are like BluetoothAll Husbands are like Bluetooth, Always connected when wife is around, But, The moment wife is away, They automatically start searching for the new Devices.
Marriage Today is our anniversaryWife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Marriage Why doesn’t law permit a manQ: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
