After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool when I married you. She replied, Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Women are like phonesWomen are like phones, they like to be held, talked to and touched often. But push the wrong button and You are disconnected.
Marriage Woman’s punishmentEver since Eve started it all by offering Adam an apple – woman’s punishment has been to provide a man with food and also suffer the consequences!
Marriage Wives are like electricityWives are like electricity, If handled with care they will light up your life, but if mishandled will give you shocks throughout your life!
Marriage After marriage, men listen toBefore marriage, men talk about India, Pakistan, US, Israel, Phones, Cricket, Golf, Football, Sunny Leone… After marriage, men listen to their wives talk about their ‘maids’!
Marriage Running away from any problemRunning away from any problem will only increase the distance from the solution. So face the problem in the same way as you face your spouse daily!
Marriage MARRIAGE is just a fancy wordMARRIAGE is just a fancy word for adopting an over-grown female child who can’t be handled by her parents anymore.
