A husband said to his wife

The person who invented marriage was creepy as Hell. Otherwise how can a person really think of such weird thing like, Hey! yo I love you so much. I’m gonna get the government involved so that you can’t leave me.

An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can’t afford another women.

In many countries, a hunting license entitles you to one deer and no more. Just like a marriage license!

Men want three qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home and devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home and economist in Bed.

Running away from any problem will only increase the distance from the solution. So face the problem in the same way as you face your spouse daily!

Women marry men hoping they will change, Men marry women hoping they will not. Unfortunately, it happens in contrast and ultimately both of them get disappointed!