Friend: How’s your sex life? Man: As usual, Monday to Friday. Friend: What about the weekends? Man: Weekends? Oh! That time I’m at home, relaxing with my wife !Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage People say marriage brings spicePeople say marriage brings spice, tears, happiness, flavour and taste to life. Personally, I believe Paani Puri does a better job.
Marriage How to create the biggest doubtHow to create the biggest doubt in your wife’s mind for you? Send her an SMS out of the blue saying, Honey, I love you, too! GAME OVER!
Marriage Women’s DictionaryWomen’s Dictionary: NO = YES May be = No We need = I want We need to talk = You are in deep trouble.
Marriage Only a divorce teaches us thatOnly a divorce teaches us that poker isn’t the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a big financial loss!
Marriage Different Phases of a manDifferent Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman
Marriage Two theories to argue with wifeTwo theories to argue with wife : 1. If she is right then be fair to her and keep quiet. 2. If she is wrong then be kind to yourself and keep quiet!
