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Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time. 1st Soldier: Why did you join the army? 2nd Soldier: I didn’t have a wife and I loved war. So I joined. How about you? Why did you join the army? 1st Soldier: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace!

A man’s silence can break a woman’s heart into pieces. While a woman’s silence gives a thousand peaceful moments to a man!

Women are like phones, they like to be held, talked to and touched often. But push the wrong button and You are disconnected.

Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, But whatever you do, you’ll regret it later!

4 Stages of marriage: Mad for each other. Made for each other. Mad at each other. Mad because of each other.

A man before marriage is a Superman, After Marriage, he is a Gentleman, After 5 years, he is a Watchman, And 10 Years later, he is a Spiderman caught in his own web!