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Women’s Dictionary: NO = YES May be = No We need = I want We need to talk = You are in deep trouble.

Just because a person is silent doesn’t mean that he is not aware of fun and joy. It’s possible that life taught him some serious lessons. Or may be, he is Married.

Adam and Eve’s wedding. Adam: I hereby take Eve to be my LAWFUL wedded wife. EVE didn’t hear the ‘L’. . .. … Thus, the misery began and has continued ever since.

If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children – they leave skid marks.

Wisdom of the day: Never approach a Bull from the front, A Donkey from behind, And an angry wife from any direction!

Friend: How’s your sex life? Man: As usual, Monday to Friday. Friend: What about the weekends? Man: Weekends? Oh! That time I’m at home, relaxing with my wife !