God created millions of faces

In a class room. Girl: Who gets more angry, boys or girls? Boy: Girls. Girl: How? Boy: If I kiss you, you’ll get angry, But when you kiss me, I’ll never get angry.

Why are there many more organisations against fur clothing than against leather clothing? Because it is easier to harass rich women than bikers!

Man: Darling, if you marry me I’ll satisfy your smallest wishes. Lady: And what do you propose to do about the big ones?

look at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts. Sweet like ME and nut like you.

I come up with my best jokes during exams. Their giving less marks is a concrete proof that the markers have no sense of humour.

A Chinese couple Mr and Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them? They named them as ‘Jo-Jua’, ‘So-Hua’