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Funny Definition of LIQUIDITYWhat is the new definition of LIQUIDITY in many countries today? When you look at your investments and wet your pants.
Funny A management student hugged a girlA management student hugged a girl. The surprised girl, What was that? The boy replied, Dear, it’s direct marketing. The girl slapped the boy. Boy: What’s this? Girl: That’s customer’s feedback.
Funny Pray to God so you can liveYou should do two things in the morning…Pray to God so you can live and have a shower so others can live.
Funny Height of insultHeight of insult: Girl messages her boyfriend: I can’t live without you. Will you marry me??? Reply comes: Who’s this? I lost all my contacts.
Funny My husband told meQ: How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent? A: When she starts her sentence with, ‘My husband told me.’
Funny If anyone is having a bad dayIf anyone is having a bad day, remember that today in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800. Now it’s worth $58,065,210,000.