A Happy Boss tells his employees:You worked very hard this year. As a reward, I ‘ll give everyone a check for Rs 5000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I’ll sign those checks.
Doctor, cut off my dog’s tail. Doctor: Why do you want to do that? Because my mom-in-law is visiting us and I don’t want anything to make her think she’s welcomed.
If you look at the sky tonight and notice that the brightest star is missing, I swear, I have no clue how the hell I fell down from the sky. But thank God, I am safe.
