Every organisation is like a tree full of monkeys. Ones at the top can only see monkeys below them and ones at the bottom see only assholes above them.
Some time, I have to ‘Like’ and ‘Laugh’ on 40 years old jokes… simply because they are sent by my female friends. And they still complain Men don’t have feelings!
Dog is truly a man’s best friend. If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour. When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?
Mom: Andy, where are you off to now? Son: I’m gonna join the army. Mom: But, legally you are only an infant. Son: That’s all right, I’m going to join the infantry.
The most interesting thing about this message is that by the time you realize that nothing is written in it…. it would be too late for you to stop reading it!
