The Chinese obsession for making fake products is their revenge on the rest of the world for making fake Chinese food.
Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made for SELFISH.
Q: Why do men fart more often than women? A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.
Customer: Your dog seems very fond of watching you cut my hair. Barber: Quite right, Sir! Sometimes, I snip off customers’ ears.
Man: Darling, if you marry me I’ll satisfy your smallest wishes. Lady: And what do you propose to do about the big ones?
Life is the way how one looks at it. When it comes to ‘livetogether’ – Couples read it as Live together, Some take it as Live to gather, And Boys conider it as Live to get her!