Roses are red, Violets are red

The reason our knees get weak when we fall in love is because of the long walk it took to find the person.

Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called? Pappu: I don’t know. Teacher: They are called Turks. Now What are the people of Germany called? Pappu: They are called Germs.

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed !

A cute Nurse came for the interview. Dr: What salary you Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed and said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000

The reason our knees get weak when we fall in love is because of the long walk it took to find the person.

Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called? Pappu: I don’t know. Teacher: They are called Turks. Now What are the people of Germany called? Pappu: They are called Germs.