A solicitor is reading out his client’s

Enter PASSWORD to touch my heart, WRONG Password! You have touched my feet. Anyway, God Bless You!

Acquaintance: So have you sold anything since you took up writing full-time? Writer: Yes. My car, the TV and a couple of items of jewellery…

Class Rooms are like Trains. The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs, The middle are General Compartments, And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!

Wife at the dinner table, Please toast some bread for me. The lazy husband raised his wine glass and said, To bread!

Enter PASSWORD to touch my heart, WRONG Password! You have touched my feet. Anyway, God Bless You!

Acquaintance: So have you sold anything since you took up writing full-time? Writer: Yes. My car, the TV and a couple of items of jewellery…