If you love something

Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Father: Hi, Hungry. I’m Dad. Son: Dad, I’m serious. Father: I thought you were Hungry? Son: Are you kidding me? Father: Nope, I’m Dad.

I am scared of people who study a lot, They have so much of information stored in their brains that there is no space left for common sense.

A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl? Father: No my child but the problem is that you guys never sleep.

A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat and Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit… Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat

A ‘Bullet’ may have your name on it, But a ‘Grenade’ is addressed to . .. … …. Whomsoever it may Concern!

The only thing in the world, a daughter-in-law and a mother-in-law agree upon is that her hubby and her son respectively should have married someone else!