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Marriage A wife is often referred to asA wife is often referred to as the man’s better half – which is why husbands often tell them the better half-truths!
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Marriage I wasn’t scared of anything untillI used to think that I wasn’t scared of anything until . .. … I saw my wife reversing my new car!
Marriage Burn the body and bury the ashMan receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Marriage Is there any way for long lifeMan: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to you again!
Marriage Marriage is like a casinoMarriage is like a casino. You go in all excited and optimistic, And you stumble out broke, drunk and talking to yourself!
Marriage A wife is often referred to asA wife is often referred to as the man’s better half – which is why husbands often tell them the better half-truths!
Marriage Why shouldn’t wives treatWhy shouldn’t wives treat their husbands as ATM machines? Even husbands treat them as washing machines, dish washers and vacuum cleaners!
Marriage I wasn’t scared of anything untillI used to think that I wasn’t scared of anything until . .. … I saw my wife reversing my new car!
Marriage Burn the body and bury the ashMan receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Marriage Is there any way for long lifeMan: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to you again!
