Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to you again!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Was the Whatsapp server downHusband: Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today? Wife: No. Husband surprised! Wife: Actually, I lost my phone charger and had to put things in place to look for it!
Marriage A Happiest man is one WhoseA Happiest man is one, Whose daughter is on Femina’s cover, Son on India Today, Girlfriend on Playboy, And, Wife in the missing column of a newspaper
Marriage Marriage is the only UnionIn most cases, Marriage is the only Union that can’t be organized.Both sides think they’re……THE MANAGEMENT!
Marriage Marriage makes a man dizzyThey say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it’s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
Marriage Never criticize your husband’sNever criticize your husband’s faults. Remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife.
Marriage Dangerous year in married lifeA lawyer says that a dangerous year in married life is the first. Then follows the second, third, fourth, fifth and so on!