Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to you again!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage If you’d stayed singleSpouse: Someone who will stand by you through all the troubles that you would never have had if you’d stayed single!
Marriage I love youWife: You had lunch? Husband: You had lunch? Wife: I’m asking you. Husband: I’m asking you. Wife: Are you copying me? Husband: Are you copying me? Wife: I love you. Husband: I had lunch!
Marriage God thought thatGod thought that since He couldn’t be everywhere so He made a mother. Then devil thought that He couldn’t be everywhere so he made a mother-in-law.
Marriage The neighbour’s wifeQ: What do you call a woman who smiles at you when you leave the house and smiles when you come back? A: The neighbour’s wife.
Marriage Marriage is like a public toiletMarriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
Marriage Never Argue with your wifeNever Argue with your wife when she’s angry, or when she’s tired, or relaxed, or happy or whatever. JUST NEVER.