Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come to you again!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Difference between Poetry andWhat’s the difference between Poetry and Essay? Any word uttered by a Girlfriend is Poetry while anything said by Wife is Essay.
Marriage Alcohol is the worst thing in theAlcohol is the worst thing in the world. My friend had a lot last night and ended up saying – I love you to his own wife!
Marriage A Happiest man is one WhoseA Happiest man is one, Whose daughter is on Femina’s cover, Son on India Today, Girlfriend on Playboy, And, Wife in the missing column of a newspaper
Marriage If I die firstWife: If I die first, I want you to promise to let my mother ride in the first car with you at the funeral procession. Husband: OK, but it will totally ruin my day!
Marriage Love Marriage vs ArrangedIt’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
Marriage A man who surrendersA man who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he’s NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND