Alcohol is the worst thing in the world. My friend had a lot last night and ended up saying – I love you to his own wife!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage A wife is often referred to asA wife is often referred to as the man’s better half – which is why husbands often tell them the better half-truths!
Marriage If you are singleIf you are single, remember good things come to people who wait. If you are settled, then settlement is what you get from a separation.
Marriage A man’s dreamA man’s dream: 7 Digit bank balance 6 Digit salary 5 Room house 4 Wheel vehicle 3 Week’s holiday 2 Lovely girlfriends and 1 ‘Silent’ wife.
Marriage Every time I talk to my wifeEvery time I talk to my wife, my mind reminds me that… this conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes!
Marriage When wife and children go for a vacation3 men are arguing about When life begins? 1st: At the time of conception 2nd: At the time of birth 3rd: When wife and children go for a vacation!
Marriage Marriage is like a public toiletMarriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.