Only the wife knows how to get

They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it’s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.

When you touch to feel, it’s desire, When you don’t touch and still feel, it’s love, When you touch and still don’t feel, .. .. .. It’s your wife!

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Your wife misses you a lot, only when you are . .. … …. partying and enjoying with your friends!

They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it’s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.

When you touch to feel, it’s desire, When you don’t touch and still feel, it’s love, When you touch and still don’t feel, .. .. .. It’s your wife!