The human body has over a million nerves. And only the wife knows how to get on every single one of them!Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage When I’m goneHusband: When I’m gone you’ll never find another man like me. Wife replied: What makes you think I’d want another man like you!
Marriage Your wife misses you a lotYour wife misses you a lot, only when you are . .. … …. partying and enjoying with your friends!
Marriage Wives like that are hard to getMan: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
Marriage 20% of marriages in this countryIt is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!
Marriage Why shouldn’t wives treatWhy shouldn’t wives treat their husbands as ATM machines? Even husbands treat them as washing machines, dish washers and vacuum cleaners!
Marriage Every man needs a Beautiful wifeEvery man needs a beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting and cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.