Son-in-law to his father-in-law

When you develop the ability to listen to anything unconditionally without losing your temper or self confidence, it means . .. … that You are a MALE and MARRIED!

People have become really naughty on Whatsapp… even married women have put their status as ‘Available’!

Women’s Logic: If he is not on FaceBook, He must be with that Bitch! . .. If he is on Facebook, He must be chatting with that Bitch!

Every unmarried girl looks for Mr. Charming. And after a few years of married life, she becomes unsecured and doesn’t want him to look charming. It’s damn weird!

Whenever I disagree with my wife, which is seldom,she goes her way and I go . .. … Her way too!

Alcohol is the worst thing in the world. My friend had a lot last night and ended up saying – I love you to his own wife!