Son-in-law to his father-in-law

What a contradiction? If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable, But if husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable and happy!

It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

Written behind the back of a biker’s T-shirt: If you are able to read this, it means my wife has fallen off… please inform me!

I was married for a short time… just long enough to realize that all those comedians weren’t joking!

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

If you are single, remember good things come to people who wait. If you are settled, then settlement is what you get from a separation.