Son-in-law to his father-in-law

In many countries, a hunting license entitles you to one deer and no more. Just like a marriage license!

Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman

Whenever I disagree with my wife, which is seldom,she goes her way and I go . .. … Her way too!

Wife: If I die first, I want you to promise to let my mother ride in the first car with you at the funeral procession. Husband: OK, but it will totally ruin my day!

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands, If they are placed around his hubby’s throat, she’s probably slightly upset.

A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.