There’s a way of transferring

Irritating Wife: Shall I put the kettle on? Indifferent Husband: OK, but it won’t go with that skirt!

Lady to her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary. Maid : I don’t believe it! you are just saying that to make me jealous!

Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste Good anytime. Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently. Husbands are like Dal RICE, eaten when there’s no choice

Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which, the Independence is equal, the Dependence mutual and the Obligation reciprocal. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.