There’s a way of transferring

A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.

Lady to her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary. Maid : I don’t believe it! you are just saying that to make me jealous!

Wife: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. Hubby: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous. Wife: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor. Hubby: You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car? Wife: In the pool.

Intelligent man + intelligent girl = Friendship. Duffer man + intelligent girl = Love. Intelligent man + duffer girl = Dates. Duffer man + duffer girl = Love marriage

Alcohol is the worst thing in the world. My friend had a lot last night and ended up saying – I love you to his own wife!

Q: What do you call a woman who smiles at you when you leave the house and smiles when you come back? A: The neighbour’s wife.