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What’s the difference between divorce and legal separation? In legal separation, the husband gets time to hide his money!

Truth of Life: Husband makes a mistake, wife shouts and husband says sorry. Wife makes a mistake, husbands shouts and wife cries, and husband again says sorry.

Husband: When I’m gone you’ll never find another man like me. Wife replied: What makes you think I’d want another man like you!

Which is the most dangerous alphabet? ‘W’ Bcoz all Worries start with ‘W’. Who, Why, What, When, Which, Whom, Where, War, Wine, Whisky, Women and finally above all, Wife!

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, Whenever you are wrong, admit it and whenever you are right, shut up!

How to create the biggest doubt in your wife’s mind for you? Send her an SMS out of the blue saying, Honey, I love you, too! GAME OVER!