Everyday same wishes! Are you bored of it? Let it be different this time: Let the devils sing around you, Mummies dance around you, Vampires sit beside you. Have a horrible day!
A women’s prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I’ll beat him to death!
Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called? Pappu: I don’t know. Teacher: They are called Turks. Now What are the people of Germany called? Pappu: They are called Germs.
Girl: What are you doing? Boy: I was working with The Times of India but now I left. Girl: Oh god, why? Boy: It’s very difficult to get up early in the morning everyday and distribute newspapers
Nurse: Doctor, the man You have just treated collapsed on the front step what should I do? Doctor: Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!
