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Funny A crossword puzzle addict diedDid you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across!
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Funny You always said you’d die for meBreak-up Letter: When we were together, you always said you’d die for me. Now that we’ve broke-up, I think it’s time you keep your promise!
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Funny A crossword puzzle addict diedDid you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across!
Funny Start your day with a lot of SEXAlways start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit, and you will always be SMILING!
Funny Millions of gallons of alcohol is leftEvery year millions of gallons of alcohol is left behind in bars. Before you leave, you must finish it. Drink Responsibly!
Funny Girls are funny creaturesGirls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age, But will kill you if you forget their birthday!
Funny You always said you’d die for meBreak-up Letter: When we were together, you always said you’d die for me. Now that we’ve broke-up, I think it’s time you keep your promise!
Funny you weren’t made in ChinaFake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake smile. Girl, are you sure you weren’t made in China?
Funny A crossword puzzle addict diedDid you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across!
Funny Start your day with a lot of SEXAlways start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit, and you will always be SMILING!
