A brain walks into a bar and says, I’ll have a pint of beer please. The barman looks at him and says, Sorry, I can’t serve you. Why not?, asks the brain. The barman retorts, Because you’re already out of your head.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny The Chinese obsession for makingThe Chinese obsession for making fake products is their revenge on the rest of the world for making fake Chinese food.
Funny God created millions of facesGod created millions of faces with different looks. But when he reached China, He was tired. Then he started Copy, Paste, Copy, Paste…
Funny How do you identify a true musicHow do you identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
Funny Great people talk about ideasGreat people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others and legends never talk, they send SMS.
Funny You know what College meansYou know what College means? C: Come O: On L: Let’s L: Love E: Each G: Girl E: Equally So every boy goes to College.
Funny Scientists all over the worldScientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without a brain… Kindly tell them your age…
