Doctor, cut off my dog’s tail.
Doctor: Why do you want to do that?
Because my mom-in-law is visiting us and I don’t want anything to make her think she’s welcomed.
A man was granted 2 wishes by God, He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever. Next moment, he got mineral water and Mother Teresa. Moral: BE SPECIFIC!
A man was granted 2 wishes by God, He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever. Next moment, he got mineral water and Mother Teresa. Moral: BE SPECIFIC!
