Married life is so easy

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Dear Weather, Please stop being so cold. We don’t have hot boyfriends, we already have cold husbands with hot temper. Sincerely, Wives

Wife: You had lunch? Husband: You had lunch? Wife: I’m asking you. Husband: I’m asking you. Wife: Are you copying me? Husband: Are you copying me? Wife: I love you. Husband: I had lunch!

Why shouldn’t wives treat their husbands as ATM machines? Even husbands treat them as washing machines, dish washers and vacuum cleaners!

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands, If they are placed around his hubby’s throat, she’s probably slightly upset.

Wife: Why in wedding Ceremony girl sits on left and boy on right? Husband: Because according to profit and loss accout all incomes are on right side and expenses on left side.