Married life is so easy

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage

They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it’s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.

Husband standing on the scale, holding his stomach in. Wife: I do not think that is going to help. Husband: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

A relationship without trust is like a cellphone with no service. And what do you do with a cellphone with no service? You play games.

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage

They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it’s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.