Tip to reduce alcohol consumption

Good looks catch the eyes, but Good personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! Flattered? Don’t Be! It was sent to me, and I just wanted you to read it.

What is the height of flirting? It’s When your love letter starts with: TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip up your fly, and then you forget to unzip your fly.

When you miss somebody, When nobody disturbs you, When nobody is near you, And when You are in control, It surely means that You are in the TOILET!

A cute Nurse came for the interview. Dr: What salary you Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed and said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000

Difference between Truth and Lie: Truth is a Debit Card. Pay 1st and enjoy later. Lie is Credit Card. Enjoy 1st and pay later with mark-up.