A highly successful flirt was once asked: Which one is your best girlfriend? He replied: The next one! Always aim high and continuously improve your performance.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Colour of your underwear reflectsColour of your underwear reflects your mood: Red: Wild Black: Sexy Blue: Romantic Pink: Seductive White: Calm Yellow: Time to change it…
Funny I hate it when people point toI hate it when people point to their wrists to ask for the time! I mean, seriously, do I point to my crotch when I need to go to a Restroom?
Funny This is an ideal spot for a picnicThis is an ideal spot for a picnic, said the husband. Yes, it must be, replied his wife. A million insects can’t be wrong!
Funny If time doesn’t wait for youIf time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
Funny Faithful husband will go straightBest advertising line: Faithful husband will go straight to heaven and unfaithful husbands will enjoy heaven on Earth. Choice is yours…
Funny A baby fish asked her motherA baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made for SELFISH.
