Colour of your underwear reflects

Little birds in the sky, You look up and it shits in your eye. You don’t mind and you don’t cry, You just thank God that cows don’t fly.

Height of insult: Girl messages her boyfriend: I can’t live without you. Will you marry me??? Reply comes: Who’s this? I lost all my contacts.

3 Apples changed the world: 1st one seduced Eve, 2nd awakened Newton and the 3rd one Apple iphone.

Did you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across!

Man: Darling, if you marry me I’ll satisfy your smallest wishes. Lady: And what do you propose to do about the big ones?

Q: Why do men fart more often than women? A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.