American Lifestyle

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip up your fly, and then you forget to unzip your fly.

Best advertising line: Faithful husband will go straight to heaven and unfaithful husbands will enjoy heaven on Earth. Choice is yours…

Bathroom: A place for nurturing secret talents where you can sing, dance, act and take the most important decisions of life.

World’s shortest jokes: Two women sitting quietly! Two pathans playing chess! Girlfriend pays the bill. Need more? you are so beautiful.

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip up your fly, and then you forget to unzip your fly.

Best advertising line: Faithful husband will go straight to heaven and unfaithful husbands will enjoy heaven on Earth. Choice is yours…