A guy went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of a Computer Hacker.
The boss asked him, So, what makes you suitable for this job?
Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview!
A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overheard the four-year-old tell the three year old, If you pretend you’re asleep, he stops.
A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overheard the four-year-old tell the three year old, If you pretend you’re asleep, he stops.
