Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny News of the World will emailI’m unable to answer my mobile phone at the moment, but if you leave a message, the News of the World will email it to me later.
Funny How Sweetly I LieSo Sweet is your SMILE, So Sweet is your STYLE, So Sweet is your VOICE, So Sweet is your EYE, see …….how Sweetly I Lie.
Funny Who has the time to put on clothesSanta: I eat my salad without dressing. Banta: For health reasons? Santa: No. It’s because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes.
Funny Woman with her mouth shutThe Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
Funny Why is your nose redTeacher: Why is your nose red? Johnny: I smelled a b-rose. Teacher: But there is no be in rose. Johnny: There was in this one!
Funny A solicitor is reading out his client’sA solicitor is reading out his client’s will. And to my grasping nephew Smith: I always said I’d mention you in my will, so… Hi, Smith!
