If I ever go for a brain transplant

Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl: Will you marry me? She replied: No! And the guy lived happily ever after.

Why are there many more organisations against fur clothing than against leather clothing? Because it is easier to harass rich women than bikers!

Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?Of course, why would Friday be an exception?

I am scared of people who study a lot, They have so much of information stored in their brains that there is no space left for common sense.

This is not fair! How could you do this? Didn’t expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn’t even tell me?Animal Planet!