If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like to use your brain. It’s not because you are a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.
A two year old girl asked her granny how old she was. However, the granny did not know her age. The kid said to the granny, Don’t stress, read from your panty label, mine is written 2-3 years!
Bathroom: A place for nurturing secret talents where you can sing, dance, act and take the most important decisions of life.
I am on a light diet: I eat in daylight I eat in moonlight And sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!
Height of hygiene: A computer student washing his hands with Dettol after removing a virus from his system.
Teacher: Why is your nose red? Johnny: I smelled a b-rose. Teacher: But there is no be in rose. Johnny: There was in this one!
Mom: At what time did you go to bed last night? Child: Please never ask me again to disclose confidential information!