If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like to use your brain. It’s not because you are a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny I have started luving ‘U’I have started luving ‘U’… I know it sounds ridiculous but I can’t control my feelings for ‘U’. Some time later I’ll start luving more ALPHABETS.!
Funny Quote on a husband’s T-ShirtQuote on a husband’s T-Shirt: All girls are devils, But my wife is the queen of . . . all of them.
Funny Tip to reduce alcohol consumptionTip to reduce alcohol consumption: Before marriage drink only on the days when you are sad, after marriage drink only on days when you are Happy!
Funny A pregnant lady went to an astrologerA pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When you deliver a baby, baby’s father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
Funny A brain walks into a bar and saysA brain walks into a bar and says, I’ll have a pint of beer please. The barman looks at him and says, Sorry, I can’t serve you. Why not?, asks the brain. The barman retorts, Because you’re already out of your head.
Funny Kindly observe silence forGood Morning… Kindly observe silence for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking your blood. Thanks
