If I ever go for a brain transplant

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The sergeant-major yelled, Private Philip, I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning! Philip replied, Thank you, sir.

Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean . .. … against tables, chairs, floor, walls and ugly people!

Woman sitting on a park bench: Beggar: Hi Darling! Let’s have some fun! Woman (Angrily): How dare you? Beggar: Then what are you doing on my bed?

Hi, keep messaging me and win exciting prizes: 3rd Prize: Lots of love. 2nd Prize:Longlasting friendship. 1st Priz: Free stay for Lifetime in my heart.