If a devil catches your wife

Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunsets, painted rainbows, delicate blossoms, love and laughter, quiet moments and fantastic people like me. Enjoy it!

Girl’s status on Facebook: ‘Feeling sad!’ 17021 comments. Boy’s status: ‘Going to commit suicide!’ 2 likes and 1 comment – Think about it dude…. Drop the plan, if you can!

What’s the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much.

World’s shortest jokes: Two women sitting quietly! Two pathans playing chess! Girlfriend pays the bill. Need more? you are so beautiful.

Extremely Important News!!! : Dear friends, Do not eat Ferrero Rocher or Cadbury Chocolates, and Haagen Daaz and Ben and Jerry Ice Creams or Magnum products… … WITHOUT ME.

Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy: 1st Msg: Let’s break up now, it’s all over. 2nd Msg: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you.