Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do? A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Only once in your lifeOnly once in your life you will get a right person with whom you will get married, so, till than keep enjoying with the wrong Ones!
Funny Telling a lie is a fault forTelling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Good Luck!
Funny Unfortunately I am a psychiatristIf I was a painter, you would be my painting. If I was an author, you would be my story. If I was a poet, you would be my poem. But unfortunately I am a psychiatrist.
Funny Just to get away from youI would climb the highest mountain.I would swim the ocean blue,I would do anything my dear- Just to get away from you
Funny Modern day break upModern day break up: Girl: I wanna break up with you. Boy: Why?. Girl: because you didn’t comment on my picture.
Funny Mind his own businessA guy just yelled at me for texting and driving. I told him to get off my hood and mind his own business.
