The only thing in the world, a daughter-in-law and a mother-in-law agree upon is that her hubby and her son respectively should have married someone else!
In a class room. Girl: Who gets more angry, boys or girls? Boy: Girls. Girl: How? Boy: If I kiss you, you’ll get angry, But when you kiss me, I’ll never get angry.
If ever in your life you are very sad and feel that you have lost everything, I’ll come, hold your hand, take you for walk on a bridge and show you where to jump from.
A highly successful flirt was once asked: Which one is your best girlfriend? He replied: The next one! Always aim high and continuously improve your performance.
Never get jealous when seeing your ex-girlfriend or boyfriend with another person. Remember we were taught to give our old toys and clothes to the less fortunate.
In a class room. Girl: Who gets more angry, boys or girls? Boy: Girls. Girl: How? Boy: If I kiss you, you’ll get angry, But when you kiss me, I’ll never get angry.
If ever in your life you are very sad and feel that you have lost everything, I’ll come, hold your hand, take you for walk on a bridge and show you where to jump from.
A highly successful flirt was once asked: Which one is your best girlfriend? He replied: The next one! Always aim high and continuously improve your performance.
Never get jealous when seeing your ex-girlfriend or boyfriend with another person. Remember we were taught to give our old toys and clothes to the less fortunate.
In a class room. Girl: Who gets more angry, boys or girls? Boy: Girls. Girl: How? Boy: If I kiss you, you’ll get angry, But when you kiss me, I’ll never get angry.
If ever in your life you are very sad and feel that you have lost everything, I’ll come, hold your hand, take you for walk on a bridge and show you where to jump from.
