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Funny If a beautiful woman goesIf a beautiful woman goes for a walk every morning… she can improve the health of at least 10 men.
Funny Remember to remember meRemember to remember me, forget to forget me. Even if you try to remember to forget me, I’ll never forget to remember to remind you to remember me.
Funny I used to drive a funeral vanHow could a mere tap on the shoulder startle you so? demanded the customer angrily. I am sorry, replied the taxi driver, I have recently started driving a taxi. For years I used to drive a funeral van.
Funny Four eyes to keep a pretty wifeIt takes patience to keep a nagging wife, fortune to keep an ambitious wife, four eyes to keep a pretty wife.
Funny Give me keys of bothAmerican: Oh God Give me a room full of gold. Russian: Oh God! Give me a room full of diamonds. Indian: Oh God! Give me keys of both the rooms
Funny What is old ageWhat is old age? When you start turning off lights for economical reasons rather than romantic reasons.
