Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man! But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man…!!
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother. Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.
A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When you deliver a baby, baby’s father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
No matter how high the sky is, how deep the ocean is, how strong the wind is, how wide the river is, I just wanna tell you… it’s none of your business.
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Don’t worry about it. You’ll pass eventually. Liz: I’m the examiner!
You love someone… you marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband and the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id…!
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank and had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!