Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man! But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man…!!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny American LifestyleAmerican Lifestyle: Daughter: Sorry Dad, I got married yesterday. Forgot to invite you. Dad: You naughty girl! It’s OK but don’t forget me next time!
Funny If time doesn’t wait for youIf time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
Funny Quote on a husband’s T-ShirtQuote on a husband’s T-Shirt: All girls are devils, But my wife is the queen of . . . all of them.
Funny Have a horrible dayEveryday same wishes! Are you bored of it? Let it be different this time: Let the devils sing around you, Mummies dance around you, Vampires sit beside you. Have a horrible day!
Funny When a woman becomes naughtyReverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty and when a woman becomes naughty…. she becomes rich.
Funny My goal is to be a failureMy goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I’ll be successful and if I don’t reach my goal, I’ll still be successful.
