A scientist went to a drug store and asks the pharmacist, Do you have any Acetylsalicylic Acid?
You mean aspirin? asked the pharmacist.
That’s it. I can never remember that word.
A doctor implanted a new ear in a patient. Man: Wat you did 2 me, you gave me a woman’s ear. Doctor: It makes no difference, both are the same. Man: No, it does. Now I can hear everything but understand nothing.
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