A scientist went to a drug store and asks the pharmacist, Do you have any Acetylsalicylic Acid?
You mean aspirin? asked the pharmacist.
That’s it. I can never remember that word.
A guy went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of a Computer Hacker. The boss asked him, So, what makes you suitable for this job? Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview!
If ever in your life you are very sad and feel that you have lost everything, I’ll come, hold your hand, take you for walk on a bridge and show you where to jump from.