A beggar found Rs 100/-. He went to a 5 star hotel for dinner-Bill Rs 3000/-.
Manager handed him to police.
He gave Rs 100/- to police and free.
It’s called Financial Management without MBA.
When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, when tears flow in your eyes, always remember three things: I’m with you, you have money and Bar is open
Man outside phone booth: Excuse me, you have been holding the phone for more than 45 minutes and you haven’t spoken even a single word. Man inside: Sir I’m talking to my wife.
